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I shot Steve McNair but I didn't shoot the deputy.
Added on 4/12/09 by DanielJermaine, 0 comments
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Pick Up My Sock and Jacket
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong actually walked on the moon. Michael Jackson just fucked 12 year olds.
Added on 4/12/09 by ricka, 0 comments
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I Twittered All Over Her Facebook
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Crotch Waffles
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Prince and the Revolution
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 1 comments
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Sit on my Facebook
Added on 11/12/11 by Sextork, 0 comments
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I just got back from SeaWorld and all I got was this bloody T-shirt.
Added on 20/4/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Uranis Is Still A Planet
Added on 2/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven’t already told her twice.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face
Added on 6/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I like my president like I like my coffee.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Sandusky's Shower Buddies
Added on 22/11/11 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I May Have Lost My Virginity But I Still Have The Box It Came In
Added on 28/7/10 by sweetupndown41, 0 comments
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the ass is the new vag
Added on 11/5/10 by spud1477, 0 comments
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Areola 51
Added on 1/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I wish this microphone was a dick
Added on 12/1/11 by amer142, 0 comments
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What does a baby look like in a microwave? Not sure, I was too busy masterbating
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Steven Segal has been sued for sexual assault. Apparently feeling Above the Law, the Glimmer Man went looking for her Fire Down Below, which made her feel Under Siege.
Added on 19/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments