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I shot Steve McNair but I didn't shoot the deputy.
Added on 4/12/09 by DanielJermaine, 0 comments
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Pick Up My Sock and Jacket
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong actually walked on the moon. Michael Jackson just fucked 12 year olds.
Added on 4/12/09 by ricka, 0 comments
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I Twittered All Over Her Facebook
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Crotch Waffles
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Prince and the Revolution
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 1 comments
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Sit on my Facebook
Added on 11/12/11 by Sextork, 0 comments
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I just got back from SeaWorld and all I got was this bloody T-shirt.
Added on 20/4/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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10
Uranis Is Still A Planet
Added on 2/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven’t already told her twice.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face
Added on 6/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I like my president like I like my coffee.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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14
Sandusky's Shower Buddies
Added on 22/11/11 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I May Have Lost My Virginity But I Still Have The Box It Came In
Added on 28/7/10 by sweetupndown41, 0 comments
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the ass is the new vag
Added on 11/5/10 by spud1477, 0 comments
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Areola 51
Added on 1/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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18
I wish this microphone was a dick
Added on 12/1/11 by amer142, 0 comments
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19
What does a baby look like in a microwave? Not sure, I was too busy masterbating
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Steven Segal has been sued for sexual assault. Apparently feeling Above the Law, the Glimmer Man went looking for her Fire Down Below, which made her feel Under Siege.
Added on 19/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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21
Mike Tyson's Donkey Punch-Out
Added on 13/8/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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22
The girl in jean skirt by the door doesnt know it but we had sex freshman year
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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23
magic johnson's immune system
Added on 16/6/10 by mas01, 0 comments
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24
Death: The closest Gary Coleman will ever come to 6 feet
Added on 2/6/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Buster Highman and The Penetrators
Added on 19/11/10 by DanielNaylor, 0 comments
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What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while I'm doing it.
Added on 26/5/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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27
basketball
Added on 4/1/12 by kristinhahn, 0 comments
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28
Rosa Parks Didn't Call Shotgun
Added on 18/8/11 by TJMcCabe33, 1 comments
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Trivia Newton-John
Added on 21/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Ryan Dunn's Porsche Body Shop and BBQ
Added on 22/6/11 by frogtimes, 0 comments
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31
ray charles couldn't get into heaven because he couldn't see the light
Added on 5/8/10 by jonhenry81, 0 comments
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32
The Titans are like a tampon. They're good for one period and have no second string.
Added on 4/12/09 by DanielJermaine, 0 comments
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Helen Kellers Answering Machine
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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34
Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber
Added on 14/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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35
There's no "I" in team but there's a "U" in CUNT.
Added on 4/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 0 comments
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36
Three shortest books ever written: Jewish business ethics, Italian war heros, black people I met sailing
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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37
Two Bums Fucking
Added on 5/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 1 comments
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38
Pregnancy: The one thing Arnold couldn't terminate.
Added on 21/7/11 by TMaster, 0 comments
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39
Cunning Linguists
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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40
Lance Armstrong's Remaining Testicle
Added on 28/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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41
Fat Kids Always Win a SeeSaw
Added on 8/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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42
Bush had to give the Heisman back but OJ got to keep his?
Added on 8/9/10 by bender2010, 0 comments
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43
Bite the pillow bitch, I'm coming in dry!
Added on 21/12/09 by FloppyTits, 0 comments
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44
My couch pulls out but I don’t!
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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45
My weiner is very friendly (substitute anything for friendly)
Added on 28/1/10 by gizmo192, 0 comments
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46
WWJA - What Would Jesus Answer?
Added on 5/10/11 by Deuce, 0 comments
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I pay midgets to go up on me
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Phil mickelson proved that you can be an amazing golfer with a hot blonde wife and not cheat on her. Of course the downside is she will get cancer.
Added on 14/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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49
Anne Frank: Hide And Seek Silver Medalist
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
Added 1 week, 1 day ago by bduncadunc, 0 comments
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51
No, I Said "Pianist"
Added on 9/9/10 by steakster8020, 0 comments
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Children of the Cornhole
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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53
Someone stop this bus and let my friend Jack off!
Added on 19/4/10 by Hisboyelroy, 0 comments
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Tiger Woods is my dad.
Added on 4/12/09 by DanielJermaine, 0 comments
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Rihanna - I'd still hit that
Added on 18/6/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Miniature Trainwreck
Added on 13/8/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks...
Added on 4/12/09 by Braskey, 1 comments
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Forget milk and bread, bring home beer and head. [Midwesterners; Snow Storm; Low Turn Out; Pussies]
Added on 5/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 0 comments
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Tiger woods hits 18 holes and it still wasnt enough!!
Added on 14/5/10 by soldier96b, 0 comments
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The House of Representatives has just voted to repeal Obamacare. Turns out the Democrats were short a voter.
Added on 20/1/11 by Asdfjkl, 0 comments