Trivia Team Names

My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile. I Told Her "That's a Pretty Big Word for a Five-Year-Old."

Added on 27/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments

Death: The closest Gary Coleman will ever come to 6 feet

Added on 2/6/10 by TMaster, 0 comments

I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said, "so I can start the examination."

Added on 4/12/09 by Ryan, 1 comments

I tried to use "penis" as my password, but my computer told me it was too short.

Added on 11/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments

My girlfriend is 3 feet tall and I'm nuts over her

Added on 9/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments

My friend just broke up with his girlfriend from Chile. She was crushed.

Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments

Ass-Slapping Mathletes

Added on 14/2/10 by fzach90, 0 comments

Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber

Added on 14/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments

Michael J Fox's Etchasketch

Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments

The Periodic Table Dancers

Added on 4/12/09 by Riley, 0 comments

I just got back from the battered women's shelter, and boy are my arms tired!

Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments

If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.

Added on 16/2/10 by TMaster, 0 comments

The last time (name) got ass was when his/her finger ripped through the toilet paper.

Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments

Yesterday, the D.A. in Milledgeville, Georgia announced that charges would not be filed against Ben Roethlisberger, marking the second time in a month that Roethlisberger has gotten off in Milledgeville.

Added on 19/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments

I don't really like Cocaine, I just like the smell of it

Added on 21/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments

Happytown Abortion Clinic: We bring the kid out in you.

Added on 20/4/10 by TMaster, 0 comments

If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.

Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments

She can't wrestle but you should see her box.

Added on 19/4/10 by Hisboyelroy, 0 comments

Pregnancy: The one thing Arnold couldn't terminate.

Added on 21/7/11 by TMaster, 0 comments

Rihanna - I'd still hit that

Added on 18/6/10 by minkin1, 0 comments