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My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile. I Told Her "That's a Pretty Big Word for a Five-Year-Old."
Added on 27/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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Death: The closest Gary Coleman will ever come to 6 feet
Added on 2/6/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said, "so I can start the examination."
Added on 4/12/09 by Ryan, 1 comments
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I tried to use "penis" as my password, but my computer told me it was too short.
Added on 11/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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My girlfriend is 3 feet tall and I'm nuts over her
Added on 9/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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My friend just broke up with his girlfriend from Chile. She was crushed.
Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Ass-Slapping Mathletes
Added on 14/2/10 by fzach90, 0 comments
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Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber
Added on 14/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Michael J Fox's Etchasketch
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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The Periodic Table Dancers
Added on 4/12/09 by Riley, 0 comments
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I just got back from the battered women's shelter, and boy are my arms tired!
Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
Added on 16/2/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Yesterday, the D.A. in Milledgeville, Georgia announced that charges would not be filed against Ben Roethlisberger, marking the second time in a month that Roethlisberger has gotten off in Milledgeville.
Added on 19/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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The last time (name) got ass was when his/her finger ripped through the toilet paper.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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I don't really like Cocaine, I just like the smell of it
Added on 21/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Happytown Abortion Clinic: We bring the kid out in you.
Added on 20/4/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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18
Wilford Brimley's Diabeadus
Added on 10/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Pregnancy: The one thing Arnold couldn't terminate.
Added on 21/7/11 by TMaster, 0 comments
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She can't wrestle but you should see her box.
Added on 19/4/10 by Hisboyelroy, 0 comments
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Rihanna - I'd still hit that
Added on 18/6/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Other than that, did you have a fun time at the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
Added on 15/11/10 by brory, 0 comments
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Wikipedia Brown
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Army of Dorkness
Added on 1/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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My couch pulls out but I don’t!
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Who's Your Daddy and What Does He Do?
Added on 23/2/10 by gpotter, 0 comments
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If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?
Added on 23/7/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks...
Added on 4/12/09 by Braskey, 1 comments
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Cupid Stunts
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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I May Have Lost My Virginity But I Still Have The Box It Came In
Added on 28/7/10 by sweetupndown41, 0 comments
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What is the difference between freshman and a washing machine? The washing machine wont follow you around after you drop your load in it.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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California Blames Burning Sensation on Relationship /with Paris Hilton
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things I don't fuck with
Added on 29/10/10 by chipmaga, 0 comments
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I like my president like I like my coffee.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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What's our Score? We have Nothing, Just Like Haiti
Added on 28/1/10 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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On a scale from Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden how good was my hiding place?
Added on 3/5/10 by acurtis, 1 comments
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magic johnson's immune system
Added on 16/6/10 by mas01, 0 comments
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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? Acne waits until a boy is 12 to come on his face.
Added on 4/12/09 by generaltso, 0 comments
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I don't like cocaine. I just like how it smells.
Added on 19/4/10 by Hisboyelroy, 0 comments
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Cunning Linguists
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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Degenerate Gamblers +115
Added on 5/6/10 by djangosmalls, 0 comments
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Phil mickelson proved that you can be an amazing golfer with a hot blonde wife and not cheat on her. Of course the downside is she will get cancer.
Added on 14/4/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Proud Penn State Alum
Added on 22/11/11 by Braskey, 0 comments
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Uncles With Benefits
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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the opposite of christopher reeves, christopher walken
Added on 5/8/10 by jonhenry81, 0 comments
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I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face
Added on 6/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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quiz in my pants
Added on 1/7/11 by jblay, 0 comments
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What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while I'm doing it.
Added on 26/5/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Cheers to queers. More girls for us!
Added on 9/3/10 by soldier96b, 0 comments
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Ebeneezer Splooge
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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There's no "I" in team but there's a "U" in CUNT.
Added on 4/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 0 comments
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I'm gonna Slobodan all over your Milosevic
Added on 18/6/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Queef Latifah
Added on 4/2/10 by mookatt, 0 comments
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table the only element he recolonizes is the element of suprise
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Buster Highman and The Penetrators
Added on 19/11/10 by DanielNaylor, 0 comments
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I Twittered All Over Her Facebook
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong actually walked on the moon. Michael Jackson just fucked 12 year olds.
Added on 4/12/09 by ricka, 0 comments
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what does a grandma's pussy smell like? Depends.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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My Dixie Wrecked
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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Fat Kids Always Win a SeeSaw
Added on 8/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments