Page 1 of 2, showing 60 names out of 67 total, starting on name 1, ending on 60 Tagged to jokes
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I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said, "so I can start the examination."
Added on 4/12/09 by Ryan, 1 comments
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I tried to use "penis" as my password, but my computer told me it was too short.
Added on 11/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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My friend just broke up with his girlfriend from Chile. She was crushed.
Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Ass-Slapping Mathletes
Added on 14/2/10 by fzach90, 0 comments
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I just got back from the battered women's shelter, and boy are my arms tired!
Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Happytown Abortion Clinic: We bring the kid out in you.
Added on 20/4/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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I don't really like Cocaine, I just like the smell of it
Added on 21/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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The last time (name) got ass was when his/her finger ripped through the toilet paper.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Other than that, did you have a fun time at the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
Added on 15/11/10 by brory, 0 comments
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California Blames Burning Sensation on Relationship /with Paris Hilton
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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I May Have Lost My Virginity But I Still Have The Box It Came In
Added on 28/7/10 by sweetupndown41, 0 comments
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I like my president like I like my coffee.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?
Added on 23/7/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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What is the difference between freshman and a washing machine? The washing machine wont follow you around after you drop your load in it.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things I don't fuck with
Added on 29/10/10 by chipmaga, 0 comments
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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? Acne waits until a boy is 12 to come on his face.
Added on 4/12/09 by generaltso, 0 comments
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18
There's no "I" in team but there's a "U" in CUNT.
Added on 4/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 0 comments
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quiz in my pants
Added on 1/7/11 by jblay, 0 comments
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20
Uncles With Benefits
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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21
Three shortest books ever written: Jewish business ethics, Italian war heros, black people I met sailing
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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22
The Baby Seal Club
Added on 7/3/12 by MartyMcFish, 0 comments
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23
Anne Frank: Hide And Seek Silver Medalist
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Tempura House: A shelter for lightly battered women
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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What is the difference between soriety girls and tampoons? They are both stuck up cunts.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 1 comments
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"Ghost 2" starring Patrick Swayze--Premiering in about 5 Weeks"
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Bar Stool Softeners
Added on 12/3/12 by chuck31028, 0 comments
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Can't Get Her Mouth Pregnant
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Neverland Ranch Hands
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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What do my brother and I have in common? Repressed Memories of our uncle.
Added on 25/11/10 by gmceneaney, 0 comments
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It's Not Rape If You Yell, "Surprise!"
Added on 26/1/11 by iyelledsurprise, 0 comments
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I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis
Added on 12/3/12 by chuck31028, 0 comments
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What do 9 out of 10 prisoners enjoy? Gang rape
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Alcohol Was Involved
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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What does a baby look like in a microwave? Not sure, I was too busy masterbating
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Poker? I Don't Even Know Her!
Added on 11/12/11 by Sextork, 0 comments
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McFISH!!!!
Added on 7/3/12 by MartyMcFish, 0 comments
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Helen Kellers Answering Machine
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Chris Hansen's a Cock Block
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Ted Kennedy: One Year Sober!
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her chair.
Added on 3/8/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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why does hellen keller masterbate with one hand? so she can moan with the other
Added on 5/8/10 by jonhenry81, 0 comments
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I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
Added on 2/2/12 by bduncadunc, 0 comments
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ray charles couldn't get into heaven because he couldn't see the light
Added on 5/8/10 by jonhenry81, 0 comments
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Mullets and Kankles: The Hillary Clinton Story
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of shit car? At least my car can hit 50
Added on 12/2/12 by tittenspritzer, 0 comments
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Ryan Dunn's Porsche Body Shop and BBQ
Added on 22/6/11 by frogtimes, 0 comments
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You call it the Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods calls it a foursome
Added on 25/6/10 by primetime716, 0 comments
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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?
Added on 9/12/11 by TMaster, 0 comments
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Pick Up My Sock and Jacket
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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kim jung no longer ill
Added on 20/12/11 by arl98221, 1 comments
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The Cluckn' Moo Cows
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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Drunken Donkey Punchers
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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Uranis Is Still A Planet
Added on 2/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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Michelle Duggar's Prolapsed Uterus
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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Chris Hanson is a cock block
Added on 15/8/10 by jmt1676, 0 comments
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Are You Sure You Want A Balcony Dr. King?
Added on 30/3/11 by munchers, 0 comments
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Stephen Hawking's Blow and Go
Added on 7/1/11 by okieswinn, 0 comments
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The House of Representatives has just voted to repeal Obamacare. Turns out the Democrats were short a voter.
Added on 20/1/11 by Asdfjkl, 0 comments