Page 1 of 2, showing 60 names out of 64 total, starting on name 1, ending on 60 Tagged to sexual
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My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile. I Told Her "That's a Pretty Big Word for a Five-Year-Old."
Added on 27/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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I went to the doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said, "so I can start the examination."
Added on 4/12/09 by Ryan, 1 comments
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I tried to use "penis" as my password, but my computer told me it was too short.
Added on 11/12/09 by Psilanthropist, 0 comments
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4
Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber
Added on 14/1/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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5
If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
Added on 16/2/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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The last time (name) got ass was when his/her finger ripped through the toilet paper.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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Pregnancy: The one thing Arnold couldn't terminate.
Added on 21/7/11 by TMaster, 0 comments
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I May Have Lost My Virginity But I Still Have The Box It Came In
Added on 28/7/10 by sweetupndown41, 0 comments
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What is the difference between freshman and a washing machine? The washing machine wont follow you around after you drop your load in it.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 0 comments
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10
I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks...
Added on 4/12/09 by Braskey, 1 comments
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Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things I don't fuck with
Added on 29/10/10 by chipmaga, 0 comments
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12
My couch pulls out but I don’t!
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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13
Cunning Linguists
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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14
There's no "I" in team but there's a "U" in CUNT.
Added on 4/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 0 comments
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15
Ebeneezer Splooge
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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16
My Dixie Wrecked
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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Uncles With Benefits
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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Buster Highman and The Penetrators
Added on 19/11/10 by DanielNaylor, 0 comments
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19
I Twittered All Over Her Facebook
Added on 16/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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20
quiz in my pants
Added on 1/7/11 by jblay, 0 comments
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21
what does a grandma's pussy smell like? Depends.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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22
the ass is the new vag
Added on 11/5/10 by spud1477, 0 comments
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23
I wish this microphone was a dick
Added on 12/1/11 by amer142, 0 comments
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24
I pay midgets to go up on me
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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25
Areola 51
Added on 1/2/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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26
What is the difference between soriety girls and tampoons? They are both stuck up cunts.
Added on 4/2/10 by GSUdub, 1 comments
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27
In Coitus, There's an O! Then I Comes Before U.
Added on 4/12/09 by Zamboni, 0 comments
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28
If you wake up and Santa is jacking off on your face, don't worry. I told him you wanted a White Christmas!
Added on 8/12/09 by Braskey, 0 comments
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29
Two Bums Fucking
Added on 5/2/10 by YellowCakeMix, 1 comments
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Pirates of the perineum
Added on 28/1/10 by gizmo192, 0 comments
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31
What do my brother and I have in common? Repressed Memories of our uncle.
Added on 25/11/10 by gmceneaney, 0 comments
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32
kokisan
Added on 17/4/11 by kokisan, 0 comments
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My weiner is very friendly (substitute anything for friendly)
Added on 28/1/10 by gizmo192, 0 comments
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34
What do 9 out of 10 prisoners enjoy? Gang rape
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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35
It's Not Rape If You Yell, "Surprise!"
Added on 26/1/11 by iyelledsurprise, 0 comments
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I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
Added 4 days, 4 hours ago by bduncadunc, 0 comments
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37
Someone stop this bus and let my friend Jack off!
Added on 19/4/10 by Hisboyelroy, 0 comments
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What does a baby look like in a microwave? Not sure, I was too busy masterbating
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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39
I Comes Before U
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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40
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?
Added on 9/12/11 by TMaster, 0 comments
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41
Sit on my Facebook
Added on 11/12/11 by Sextork, 0 comments
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42
Periodic Table Dancers
Added on 11/12/11 by Sextork, 0 comments
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43
Don't Drop the SOPA or I will PIPA your outbox.
Added on 28/12/11 by missjamille, 0 comments
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44
we cum hard like a boner
Added on 21/10/10 by peeps003, 0 comments
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45
I hope your girl likes bananas, cause we keep that fruit by the foot
Added on 21/10/10 by peeps003, 0 comments
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46
Just some scarecrows looking for some brain
Added on 21/10/10 by peeps003, 0 comments
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Oh, yeah... My sister said it was big.
Added on 9/3/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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48
The Nipple Ticklers
Added on 27/5/10 by yayface, 0 comments
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49
The D.V.D.A. Team - All for one and four for her.
Added on 30/6/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her chair.
Added on 3/8/10 by TMaster, 0 comments
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51
Mike Tyson's Donkey Punch-Out
Added on 13/8/10 by Braskey, 0 comments
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52
It's not going to suck itself
Added on 14/10/10 by minkin1, 0 comments
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53
Big Trouble in Little Anus
Added on 15/9/10 by buddha30126, 0 comments
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No, I Said "Pianist"
Added on 9/9/10 by steakster8020, 0 comments
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Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement
Added on 26/2/11 by minkin1, 0 comments
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You call it the Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods calls it a foursome
Added on 25/6/10 by primetime716, 0 comments
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The girl in jean skirt by the door doesnt know it but we had sex freshman year
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
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Drunken Donkey Punchers
Added on 1/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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59
Uranis Is Still A Planet
Added on 2/8/10 by TCrash, 0 comments
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Bite the pillow bitch, I'm coming in dry!
Added on 21/12/09 by FloppyTits, 0 comments