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If I played a gay cowboy in a movie, I’d kill myself too.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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California Blames Burning Sensation on Relationship /with Paris Hilton
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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I like my president like I like my coffee.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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My couch pulls out but I don’t!
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table the only element he recolonizes is the element of suprise
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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what does a grandma's pussy smell like? Depends.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven’t already told her twice.
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Nicole Ritchie Isn't Pregnant, She Just Ate a Meatball
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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"Ghost 2" starring Patrick Swayze--Premiering in about 5 Weeks"
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Neverland Ranch Hands
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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Crotch Waffles
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments
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Alcohol Was Involved
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 0 comments
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I Comes Before U
Added on 4/12/09 by charleslumpkin, 1 comments