I pay midgets to go up on me
Added on 15/6/11 by mcgradys, 0 comments
Three shortest books ever written: Jewish business ethics, Italian war heros, black people I met sailing
What do 9 out of 10 prisoners enjoy? Gang rape
What does a baby look like in a microwave? Not sure, I was too busy masterbating
The girl in jean skirt by the door doesnt know it but we had sex freshman year